Interview Guyom R.
Victoria: hello Guillaume (or “Guyom” as you sign yourself your photo collage can you talk to us about you?
V: Wait my sister always annoys me!
– Please I am used to monste… Euh, in kid… In the things… Well children !
V: A coffee?
– Great thank you! Slurp! (Coffee interlude, Guillaume seems to be a real coffee addict, a chance to discover it of advantage on juicy details from him?)
V: Since how long you collect the Chhichi, well my companions.
– That is going to make 6 years.
V: Who tempted you to have us all?
– Childhood Trauma…
V: Great! Er it is awful . Can you tell us more about it?
– In schooltrip skiing lesson there was a girl who had a Kiki Junior […] When I asked to have one myself , Kiki wasn’t anymore sold. We were in the 90s.
V: That makes you which age?
– What about your mother?
V: Are so old ?!
– No I’m not! I am 30 years old.
V: On your resume, besides your program in graphics(handwriting), your year of birth is 1983 as a certain Mae who claims to have 29…
– About 30 years then.
V: And why do you have so many Kiki, Monchhichi and Bebichhichi (the most cute)?
– I offered a small Kiki to my brother who had had when he was young and whom he had lost further to a moving. I also took one myself. Then, I said to myself that that would be great to have the various sizes and the versions girls. Then the versions colors. In a prize there was dressed Kikis and thus I a little let go myself… One, Two, three, two Two hundred and forty two….
V: All right and otherwise what are your projects?
– Find more chhichi and kiki cute whom I do not have and elements of dresses to be completed
V : About the tales…
– And well now I am chief editor but I remain humble, especially that the salary did not change a lot…
Finally, I am going to continue to make parodic posters and maybe I am going to find a way to cure our poor little Wendy who always has aftereffects further to her fall with Peter.
Winifred is soon going to go out of her hospital or more probably, is going to escape from it.
She bribes her nephew Ben since a moment.
Roger fell in love, there is a subject to make a story but I shall not give him texts.
V: And if we offer you 1 million which do you make?
– I don’t know, I’ll buy a house for me and an other one for my Kiki?
Finally I would have to earn money rather we have to offer them to me, I have to play the lottery but I never play it.
V: Look, with Mae we clubbed together to offer you this ticket.
– It is the lottery numbers from yesterday?! Let’s take a look on the tablet for the right numbers […] Then, here they are… Er… But – Look! It’s winning!!!
( I turn around but I am alone… Guillaume disappeared)
V : Uh? come back Guillaume! You are not really winner! I made this joke every time but I had not finished my interview…